Last Updated on September 24, 2024 by Kelly
If you’re a hardcore toy collector, you probably have a sex machine or two in your collection.
These contraptions can pound your pussy like batter. The issue? They are so bulky and heavy, meaning you probably can’t bring one with you on your travels.
Lovense has a solution.
Their mini sex machine claims to have all the power of one of these contraptions, but is only seven pounds.
But does it work? Or are you better off grabbing a larger-sized machine?
This post will help you decide if the Lovense Mini Sex Machine is for you. I’ll look at its features and speak about my experience with it.
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What is the Lovense Mini Sex Machine?
To understand what the Lovense Mini Sex Machine is, we must first look at what a sex machine in general is.
It’s a device that thrusts a dildo inside of you from different angles, simulating hardcore sex. The Mini Sex Machine is a smaller version of Lovense’s Larger Sex Machine.
If you want to move this machine from room to room, or even bring it with you for your travels, it’s easy.
Being only seven pounds, the machine should be easy to transport from room to room, or even bring with you on a plane.
Another reason why you may want the Mini Sex Machine over the original is the price. The mini sex machine is a lot cheaper.
Finally, like most Lovense toys, the Mini Sex Machine is app controlled.
This makes it simple to control the machine from the partner of your hand. Or, you can have a long-distance partner control it from far away.
What Are the Features?
Let’s look at several features the Mini Sex Machine offers:
Fast Speeds
If you think this fuck machine will be weak because of its small size, think again. You can reach up to 260 thrusts a minute by controlling it.
You can also go slow and sensual if that’s what you prefer.
Portable and Compact
Perhaps the main reason to get the mini sex machine is because of its size and weight.
Its compact size means that you can put it inside a shelf or suitcase without it taking up too much space.
Meanwhile, this baby is light. As mentioned, the Mini Sex Machine is seven pounds as opposed to the full-sized version’s 25.
Most people should be able to carry this without straining too much. If you’re traveling, the Mini Sex Machine should not break your baggage weight limit!
Changeable Dildos With Vac-U-Lock
The Mini Sex Machine includes one dildo, but you can also use others. One way that the dildos will stay on the machine is through its Vac-U-Lock.
Once the dildo is attached, it’s vacuumed sealed. So it won’t fall off during even the most intense sessions.
The Mini Sex Machine also has other attachments and adapters you can buy. If you want your penis-having friends or partners to have some fun, you can.
There are adapters you can buy to hold Fleshlights and other fun accessories.
Entirely Adjustable
With this sex machine, everything is entirely adjustable. You can remove the side panel if you want to adjust the thrust length.
Then, move the rod’s position to get that perfect depth! By unlocking the leg clips, you can move the angle or height to your liking.
Emergency Stop
Is your session getting a little too intense? Don’t sweat it! By pressing the red speed dial, the machine will stop.
App Control
Finally, like most Lovense toys, the Mini Sex Machine has bluetooth functionality. You can connect it to the Remote app, then have some fun.
Your partner can control the speed and intensity while you enjoy it. You can download or create your own patterns, or sync the movements to MP3s.
Finally, there’s the long-distance option. Your partner from afar can control the toy with your permission.
There are other ways to communicate as well, such as video, text, or voice chat? Who says long-distance play has to be boring?
Pros
- Compact and lightweight.
- Adjustable to your preferences.
- Connects to the Lovense app for local or long-distance play.
- Powerful despite its size.
- Relatively affordable by fuck machine standards.
Cons
- Only one dildo is included.
- No wireless option; you must plug it in.
- May be too intense and pricey for newcomers.
Using the Mini Sex Machine with the Lovense App
Connecting the sex machine to the app is simple. Here’s how you do it.
- Plug in the machine and be sure it’s on by pressing the red control button icon.
- On the App Store or Google Play Store, download the Lovense Remote App. If you’ve previously downloaded this app, check to ensure it’s up-to-date.
- Be sure that your smart device’s Bluetooth is turned on.
- Open the app and create your account. If you have an account, log in.
- On the app, tap the chain link icon. This icon is in the top right corner.
- Press the “+” button. You should see a list of compatible toys.
- Tap the Mini Sex Machine, then toggle it to “on.”
And that’s it! Pairing the toy is pretty self-explanatory. In the event that the toy unpairs, restart the toy and your phone’s Bluetooth.
How Easy is the Toy to Use?
If you’re a newbie to fuck machines, you may wonder if they are easy to use. I found the Mini Sex Machine easy to navigate, and I didn’t even need instructions to pair it.
It’s simple to plug in the toy and press the button to turn it on. Connecting the toy to the app is also simple.
Adjusting the movements manually is a breeze. And turning it off is easy as well.
There is some assembly, but it’s three steps. This isn’t some furniture you order from IKEA that takes all day, and then you find out you assembled everything backwards.
Most newbies should find the toy easy to use. However, the thrusts may be too intense for a newbie.
While there are slower options, if you’re sensitive, you may think this toy is a little much. It’s quite powerful, showing the size doesn’t always matter!
How Much Does The Mini Sex Machine Cost?
The cost of the Mini Sex Machine may depend on where you buy it from and if any sales are happening.
Currently, the Mini Sex Machine goes for $399.00.
This price is a significant investment for many folks. However, it’s much cheaper than many machines on the market.
So the Mini Sex Machine can be a budget-friendly entry point without sacrificing quality.
Packing and What You Receive
Like all Lovense toys, the Mini Sex Machine comes in a plain brown box with discretion in mind. When you open the box, you’ll receive:
- The parts to assemble the machine.
- An AC outlet with a controller.
- An assembly manual.
- A basic instruction manual.
- One dildo to get you started!
Materials and Care
The Mini Sex Machine is made from high-quality materials. The thrusting rod is stainless steel. The cover and control box is ABS plastic.
The dildo attachment is a metal pull clip with a Vac-U-Lock end. The dildo itself is made from body-safe silicone.
That said, avoid silicone-based lubes with this dildo. That lube may damage the dildo.
When you’re done, you can remove the dildo attachment and clean it with mild soap and water.
If you want to clean the machine, unplug it and wipe it down with a mild disinfectant. The machine itself is not waterproof, so do not submerge it.
Because the toy is compact, it’s simple to store it. If you’re not going to use the toy for a while, disassemble it and put it back in its box.
My Experience with the Mini Sex Machine
Lovense makes some ambitious products, but some of them are misses. This machine knocked it out of the park, though.
I was impressed by how intense it was! Even though it was small, I was practically drooling when I was done with it!
And it was easy to adjust the toy to my liking. My boyfriend helped to control it with the app, though I tried it myself with the remote.
You get fewer choices with the remote, but it’s enough.
Also, this machine really is lightweight! My purse feels less heavy than this. Okay, maybe that’s exaggerating it a bit.
Still, if you lift a gallon of milk, you should be able to lift this machine just fine.
Besides its raw power, I was impressed by how quiet this bad boy is. Lovense is pretty good with making their products as quiet as possible.
However, there have been some duds that manage to get loud. This machine is quiet. If you have roommates or live with family, it’s possible to be discreet.
The fact that you can store the toy in the corner of a closet without it taking up too much space helps, too!
I like to think I’m in the middle when it comes to being sensitive, so this machine wore me out, but also I got a lot of mileage out of it.
I think a more hardcore girl like myself may get used to its faster settings. And a sensitive person may enjoy the weaker settings.
Still, if you want a weaker or more powerful toy, there are options on the market.
So yes, I give this toy my highest recommendation. Lovense has really thrusted it out of the park with this one.
Lovense Mini Sex Machine vs Lovense Full Size Sex Machine
With that said, Lovense has a full-size sex machine. Is it a better investment? Let’s look at the main differences between the two.
Price
The Mini Sex Machine is $399.00 in Lovense’s store, while the full-sized version is $699.00.It makes sense that a smaller version would be almost half the cost.
The Mini Sex Machine can be a great investment for a beginner who may not have the most flexible budget.
Meanwhile, the full-sized sex machine may be for folks who are serious about their love for the fuck machine!
Weight
The Mini Sex Machine is roughly seven pounds, while the full-size is 25. The full-size is still not super heavy, especially compared to other sex machines out there.
But it’s not something you’d want to carry with you for a long period.
Therefore, the larger version is good if you don’t plan to move it that often.
Size
The Mini Sex Machine is, in inches, 23.9 x 9.9 x 11.5. Meanwhile, the regular-sized version is 40.4 x 10.2 x 17.7.
So the former is much more compact, but the regular-sized one isn’t super bulky, either.
Noise Level
The Mini Sex Machine reaches 60 dB, and the regular machine 61. So it’s about as loud as a normal conversation on both fronts.
Honestly, I was impressed by how quiet it was.
Max Thrust Speed and Length
The Mini Sex Machine can reach 260 thrusts a minute with a max length of 3 inches.
Meanwhile, the regular machine reaches 300 thrusts a minute with a max length of 4.5 inches. It makes sense that the regular version has more power.
But the Mini Sex Machine isn’t too far behind!
Other Similarities and Differences
Both machines use the Lovense Remote App and have tip activation. One major difference is that the regular machine is double-sided, while the Mini Sex Machine is one.
So this means you can’t load up the Mini Sex Machine with two dildos. You also can’t have a separate person join in unless they want to wait their turn.
So yeah, those are the differences. Obviously, the regular machine is going to have more power and a few more features.
But the Mini Sex Machine has a lot going for it.
If you have a higher budget, you may buy the regular for a single room, and a mini for travel. And if your budget is under $500, the Mini Sex Machine has enough to satisfy.
