Last Updated on September 11, 2024 by Kelly
Today, I’m once again exploring the world of Lovense vibrators and looking at the Exomoon.
Which, I want to say, is one cool-sounding vibrator name. Sounds like a weapon in a Star Wars movie, huh?
So that’s why you may be confused when you look at it, as it’s nothing that futuristic.
Instead, it’s a discreet vibrator that looks like some lipstick.
But it’s actually a bullet vibrator you can bring with you everywhere. In other words, it serves a different kind of lips than what others may think.
In this post, I’ll decide if this vibrator is great as a little extra for your makeup bag, or if you should pass it up for another discreet vibrator.
Let’s begin by talking about its benefits.
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Features and Benefits of The Exomoon
The Vibrations and Pulsations
The Exomoon, despite being small, is quite powerful. The vibrations, which are on the rumbly side, hit hard enough.
It was a cinch to adjust them with the app (more on that later.) I will say that there isn’t much variety beyond that, but it’s a bullet vibrator.
That’s how these things work!
The Exomoon is Quiet and Discreet
As mentioned, its lipstick design means you can blend the Exomoon easily with your other makeup items.
It’s also quiet enough to be used in public areas where there’s background noise. Think bars, daily city life, etc.
On its highest settings, the vibe makes a bit of noise, but nothing super loud. Its maximum sound level is about 43 decibels, or about as loud as a quiet library.
So if you’re in an area louder than a library, then you need not worry.
Lightweight and Small in Size
In terms of size, the Exomoon is quite small, similar to the size of an average lipstick. You can easily pop this thing in your makeup bag, your pocket, or in a carry-on at the airport.
It’s also very lightweight, being a little over one ounce.
You won’t need to worry about the awkward moment when your bag is over the weight limit if you add the Exomoon to your bag.
The Lovense App Functionality
Like most Lovense toys, you can connect this bad boy to the app and control it via your phone or your partner’s mobile device.
If you want to make your own patterns and play them on your vibrator, it’s so simple for you to do. You can sync it up to music as well.
Talk about taking your love of music to the next level!
The app works both short and long distances. With the short-distance control, you or your partner can control the vibrator while being close to it.
Long-distance control lets a partner from another area control the toy with your consent.
You can also use the app to chat with your partner so that the long-distance gap between you feels a little closer.
Lovense Connection to Bloom Audiobooks
Here’s a feature that I haven’t spoken about much. Lovense Toys let you connect to Bloom’s audiobook library.
This library has over 450 erotic stories, and the vibrator will sync to the story, vibrating when things get really spicy!
It’s a new way to enjoy storytelling and get your read on!
Ease To Use For Public Play
One of the best features of the Exomoon is how easy it is for public play. When you take it out, the vibrator looks like a tube of lipstick.
The toy also fits inside you quite easily and is quiet enough that you can go to most places and not hear it.
Another reason why the Exomoon is excellent for public play is its app. With the app, your partner can control it through a phone, not a strange vibrator remote.
To any onlookers, it may look like your partner is just on their phone, looking disinterested.
Is Lovense Exomoon Waterproof?
What if you want some fun in the bath or shower? Or, if you want to clean the Exomoon, how worried should you be about getting water on it?
Good news: the Exomoon is IPX7 waterproof.
This ranking means you can submerge the Exomoon in water up to one meter deep for 30 minutes. I tested its waterproof claims and yes, it works as it should.
It did get a little finicky using it when the dildo was deep underwater. After so much water, the Bluetooth does get a little unreliable, but that’s an easy fix.
Price
Is the Exomoon worth the price? The price does depend on where you’re buying it from and what sales are going on.
Currently, the Exomoon is going for a very nice $69 on the Lovense website. This price is before taxes and any potential shipping fees.
Packaging
Like most reputable sex toy brands, Lovense is all about being discreet. I assume most of you don’t want your nosy neighbors to know what you’ve ordered. Or, even worse, your family!
The packaging comes in a discreet brown box with a vague name as the recipient. This way, you can open the box and see its contents in the comfort of your own room.
As for what’s in the box, it’s pretty straightforward. You get the Exomoon, a USB charging cable, and a user manual.
Materials and Care
Like all Lovense toys, you don’t need to worry about what you’re putting inside your body when you use it.
The Exmoon’s tip is body-safe silicone, so enjoy away!
Because the Exomoon is made from silicone, this also makes caring for it easy. Before and after use, you can use mild soap and water to remove bacteria or use a toy cleaner.
Another benefit of the Exomoon is its lipstick nature. Because it’s discreet, you can put the cap on the toy to ensure it doesn’t get contaminated.
This cap makes it easy to store the vibe in your bag without anything icky getting on it.
Battery
Finally, we get to the battery. The battery is USB-rechargeable, with a magnetic charging port on the base. Charging the Exomoon was a breeze.
So, what about how long it lasts?
The battery lasts about 2.5-3 hours, according to its page. Depending on how powerful the settings are, you may get more or less charge.
In my experience, you get at least a couple of hours, making any date special. Just make sure to charge it every time!
How To Use The Exomoon Vibe?
Using the Exomoon is simple enough. When you take the vibe out of its packaging, be sure to give it a charge with its magnetic USB cable.
When you’re ready to use it, just hold down the gold button located on the front. It will turn on with a blipsound.
Afterward, you can press the button a few times to go through some preset vibration speeds and patterns.
Of course, most people who buy this will want to use its Bluetooth functions. Once you turn on the vibrator, you can download or update the Lovense Remote app.
Then, all you need to do is click the link icon on the top right, then add the Exomoon to the list of toys.
After you sync the Exmoon, things become straightforward. You can play music, change the vibration patterns, and explore Lovense’s other features.
Finally, if you need any additional help, the Exomoon will come with a manual. Simply consult that if you have any questions, or go to their website to download one digitally.
My Personal Experience with The Exomoon
Now, for the moment you’ve (probably) been waiting for: what did yours truly think of the Exomoon? I have thoughts for sure, and most of these thoughts are positive!
Let me start by getting the stuff I didn’t like out of the way.
First, I get that it’s a bullet vibrator that won’t go deep inside of you. But man, is that tip a little short? It’s perfect for stimulating your clitoris, and it treated me like royalty in that regard.
But part of me wishes it was longer. But hey, that’s what other vibes are for. I kind of wish you could roll out the toy like a real pair of lipstick, but I get why that would be challenging.
Another minor gripe is that, while the vibrations were strong and made me orgasm several times, I wish I could have turned it up even more.
It’s a little frustrating to get something so good, and then realize that’s the peak.
I don’t expect a bullet vibrator to have superpowers but I do wish there were one or two more intensity settings.
Now that I’ve gotten the bad stuff out of the way, let’s talk about the good stuff.
First, the tip is perfect. Due to its lipstick shape, you can hit that clitoris with great precision. I managed to hit it at an angle that few toys have reached, and boy was the orgasm worth it.
Second, the battery is as powerful as described. I took the Exomoon on a date with my boyfriend, and we sat down and ate food at a restaurant where the service was slow!
To my surprise, the Exmoon was still going even as we paid for our dinner. Charging it was also a breeze.
The app control works well, though this is Lovense. They pretty much have that on lockdown, so I won’t go into too much detail.
I did try the manual controls, too. While there’s no other remote, hitting the buttons to make the vibrator work was simple. No complaints here.
As mentioned, cleaning it was a breeze, and the vibrator lived up to its waterproof ranking.
This also helps the Exomoon with its discreetness. If you need to wash it, just head over to the public bathroom and give it a wash and dry.
Overall, I think the Exomoon is a hit, and worth the price if you’re looking for a quality, discreet bullet vibrator.
Some Lovense toys are misses, but this one applies that lipstick perfectly if you get my drift.
A Few Alternatives to the Exomoon
Do you see the Exomoon and say “That’s cool and all, but I want something different?” Well, I got you. Here are some alternatives to the Exomoon you may like.
Lovense Ambi
The Ambi is great for someone who wants targeted stimulation with a little more power than the Exomoon.
It’s a bulky, silicone-looking toy, so it’s not the most discreet. But the Ambi is great for home use or for traveling if you can get it in a suitcase.
Lovense Ferri
The Ferri is a panty vibrator. With its magnetic clip, you can snap it into your panties and go about your day.
So that makes it another discreet toy. However, the Ferri is not as discreet in its design, so be sure it stays in your panties at all times.
Other Lipstick Vibrators
There are other brands that make lipstick vibrators. Similar products include eVibe, Oh!KissMe, My Secret, and more.
These vibrators may be more affordable as well. With that said, most of them will lack the Bluetooth functionality of Lovense.
You may have to control it manually by pressing a button or using an included remote. This fact can make the toys a little less discreet.
Exomoon Recap & Ranking
Some readers will want to scroll to the bottom and not read my review in full. That’s fine; we all got places to be. So if you want the tl;dr, here it is.
I think the Exomoon is a great little discreet toy. Its lipstick design makes it ideal for storing in your makeup bag. The vibrations, while not the most powerful, do enough. The tip hits your clit perfectly.
Overall, I give this toy an 8.5/10. It’s ranked high among the Lovense greats. You know, those toys that give you what you want and deliver on the gimmick they promised.
You don’t need to wait for the Exomoon 2 to experience pleasure. Get this one now!
