Last Updated on October 14, 2024 by Kelly
Some people slay dragons. Others chase dragons. Then, you have people who wish to ride a dragon, and not in the way you think!
Enter dragon dildos.
These dildos can satisfy your itch for being dominated by a fantasy creature.
There are many types of dragon dildos available, and if you’re new to the scene, you may not know where to begin.
So, let’s look at several considerations to make if you want to get into the dragon dildo world.
I’m here to be your guide into this magic world!
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What is a Dragon Dildo?
A dragon dildo has two meanings. The first is literal. It’s a dildo that has the shape and texture of a dragon.
Well, dragons aren’t real (spoiler alert!), so what do we think a dragon’s dong would look like?
These dildos tend to be large, have unique textures and shapes to them, and come in many colors.
However, the term “Dragon Dildo” can be an umbrella term that covers dildos shaped like other fantasy creatures as well.
You can find direwolf (a relative of the wolf) dildos, unicorn dongs, and naughty tentacles. Dragon dildos can also be shaped like the paws and tongues of mythical creatures.
Dragon dildos are appealing to several people. First is the furry community. Mainly scalies, or people who dress up or are attracted to anthropomorphic lizard creatures.
But also traditional furries. A furry/scalie may imagine themselves being ridden by a fantasy creature. They may even attach a dildo to their fursuit.
Second, are normies who have a freaky side to them. You may have never attended a furry con or even think furries are weird! Yet the idea of riding a mystical beast turns you on.
That’s why you may want to have a dragon dildo! And if you want one, Bad Dragon is the top dragon of them all.
What is a Bad Dragon Dildo?
A Bad Dragon Dildo is simply a dragon dildo sold by Bad Dragon. Bad Dragon is one of the biggest manufacturers of dragon dildos.
Since 2008, they’ve catered to the furry community, being founded by furries themselves.
They sell dildos and other sex toys themed around mystical creatures and even have a bit of lore attached to each toy.
Bad Dragon also lets users customize their toys from factors such as size, firmness, color, and more.
You can purchase Bad Dragon dildos on their website. However, if you wish to buy one in person, Bad Dragon does show up at conventions.
Furry conventions are a place where you may find them, but they may show up at anime cons or other events catering to geek life.
Why Dragon Dildos are Popular in the Adult Community
Dragon dildos are popular for several reasons:
Fulfilling Fantasies
Human sexuality is an odd thing. You are not attracted to animals, but you have a fantasy of being dominated by a creature.
Maybe you found an anthropomorphic character in a show you watched cute. Or, you watched a hentai and secretly wished you were the girl getting the tentacles.
A dragon dildo can help you fulfill your fantasies.
Unique Shape and Texture
Some people may not have those fantasies, but they are bored of their dildos. Most dildos come in very similar shapes and sizes, and can get very dull!
Meanwhile, a dragon dildo can come in a very unique shape and have many bumps, ridges, and other textures to them.
When you base a dildo off something that isn’t of this world, you can feel some incredible experiences as a result!
Customizable
Another reason why these dildos are so popular is because many websites let you customize them.
For example, Bad Dragon enables you to choose five sizes. While dragon dildos are associated with being big, you can easily make a smaller dildo.
Bad Dragon also lets you customize based on firmness. If you want something soft and bendable, you can select that.
Want something firm? You can choose that as well. Want something in-between? That can be done!
Bad Dragon dildos also let you customize the colors, letting you create the dildo according to your desires.
You may even make a dildo based on an original character you’ve created. No judging!
High-Quality
Finally, these dragon toys are of higher quality than most sex toys. Bad Dragon dildos, particularly customized ones, are high-quality.
The dildos are also made from silicone. Silicone is a crowd-pleaser, and it’s easy to clean!
Factors to Consider When Choosing a Dragon Dildo
Here are some factors when deciding which dragon dildo you want!
Size and Circumference Preferences
Now, as mentioned, Bad Dragon lets you customize your dildo’s size. This way, you can choose how big or small you want it.
You may adjust the size according to personal desires or limits. With that said, each toy will have a unique size and circumference.
There may be differences between an extra large for one toy and an extra large for another.
Keep that in mind!
Material and Texture Options
Most dildos will be made from silicone materials. This material is great due to its body-safe nature and its non-porous capabilities.
However, you can customize the material to be soft or firm, depending on your needs.
Different dragon dildos will also come in various textures. Your choice will all boil down to personal preference.
Also, color. You can choose from many different colors or color combinations, helping to make your dragon dildo genuinely unique.
Accessories
Finally, sites such as Bad Dragon come with many add-ons and accessories. Bad Dragon has several accessories to choose from.
One example is the Cum Tube, which turns your dildo into a squirter. You can load the dildo up with cum lube for an authentic ejaculation experience.
There’s also the Dragon Mount, which gives the dildo a plug to mount it on a giver better.
Depending on which model you get, some accessories may be unavailable. Also, as you may expect, adding accessories or customizing the dildo will change its cost.
7 Dragon Dildos to Light Your Fire
Now, let me show you seven dragon dildos that you’re going to love. Three of these dildos come from Bad Dragon, and the rest are from other sites.
1. Orochi the Dragon Kaiju – Best Overall
It’s hard to pick the “best” dragon dildo because it’s so subjective. Bad Dragon dildos come in many shapes, and their texture and size are adjustable.
So, I looked at their award-winning dildos and saw that Orochi won an award in 2020.
And it’s easy to see why. This dildo has a scaly texture that is welcoming to anyone who wishes for a dragon to have their way with them. It’s also not too big or small.
For example, the medium size is 7.5 insertable inches with a 7.25 circumference of the shaft.
The maximum length is 10.5 insertable inches, which is pretty big, but some people may want more.
Overall, Orochi is a great pick for both newbies and veterans, which is why it’s number one.
Pros
- Scaly textured.
- It is balanced for newbies or veterans.
- Award-winning.
Cons
- Some veterans may want a little more.
2. Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon – Best Girthy Dildo
What if you want something thick? Talk to Flint! Flint is a dragon with a giant, uncut cock with many textures.
Its shaft has ridged plates that will give you an unforgettable sensation. He also has some studs on his shaft that add even more pleasure.
Also, he’s a girthy boy. His most enormous size has a 13.5-inch circumference on its shaft, making even the biggest size lovers feel full.
Like all Bad Dragon toys, you can customize the size based on your preference.
Pros
- Thick and girthy.
- Unique studded and ridged texture.
- Uncut appearance.
Cons
- It’s still not the longest dildo Bad Dragon has (look at their horse line for that!)
3. Lil’ Vibe Night Drake – Best Vibrator
Bad Dragon has its own vibrating dildos as well, sort of. You have to buy their bullet vibrator, which you can buy bundled with their Lil’ Vibe lineup.
The bullet vibe itself is powerful, waterproof, and has 20 settings. You have to use batteries, which is a bit disappointing, but it’s still an awesome little bullet.
The Night Drake lineup is curved and designed to reach your G or P-spot. These aren’t that big, with it being 3.3 insertable inches with no room to customize.
Also, the color cannot be chosen. It’s a surprise! When I opened the page, I noticed they represented their mystery color with the question mark blocks from Super Mario Bros.
Some people may dislike this, but I love a surprise!
Pros
- It can reach the G-spot easily.
- The bullet vibrator is powerful.
- Small enough to carry with you.
Cons
- Not very customizable.
4. Dragon Spawn Ovipositor- Best Egg-Laying Dildo
If you want to explore the world of dragon dildos, the egg fetish is one you may be interested in. When a dragon impregnates you, you become his egg-layer.
This dildo comes with three silicone eggs you insert inside the dildo. You can then reach climax, and squeeze the eggs inside of you, then “lay” them.
The dildo itself is lovely, with many odd bumps, textures, and colors. It’s 7.5 insertable inches, making it suitable for most users.
Of course, it’s also made from silicone, meaning that once the egg-laying process is complete, it’s easy to wash and clean for the next session.
Its base is also flat. This fact means you can attach it to a harness.
Considering the fantasy aspect of this dildo, having a partner be the egg layer may make this experience even more unforgettable. Of course, the dildo is great for solo play, too.
The eggs are 1.5 x 1 inches in measurement. Because of their small size and the fact that they cannot be removed by hand, I only recommend this toy for the vagina.
If you only have an anus to mess with, getting those eggs out can be dangerous.
Pros
- It adds an extra level to your play.
- Eggs and dildo made from silicone.
- Harness compatible.
Cons
- You need a vagina to enjoy the egg-laying aspect safely.
5. Fantasy Ripple Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo 6.5 Inch – Best Beginner Dildo
You may be new to the dragon dildo world. Maybe you’re a normie who wants to try something new and exciting.
Or, you may not take too many big things. Also, you may not want to spend too much on a dragon dildo. The idea of spending $80+ is a bit much.
Enter this dildo from Lovehoney. It has everything a beginner may like. It’s very bumpy, letting you explore its textures.
The dildo has a curved, tapered tip. This tip will reach your G or P-spot.
However, this dragon dildo doesn’t have a super unique shape. It has a suction cup, making the dildo great for those who may want to attach it to a strap.
Finally, the dildo is 6.5 insertable inches with a 5.75 circumference. It’s not tiny, but it’s not so big that a newbie can’t take it with a little bit of prep.
These factors are what make this dildo great for beginners or for those who want something travel-sized.
While experienced users may want a little more, this dildo works excellently for new and even intermediate levels.
Pros
- Affordable.
- A great dildo for beginners.
- It is made from high-quality silicone.
Cons
- Experienced users may not find it all that exciting.
6. Creature Cocks Squirmer- Best Non-Bad Dragon Vibrating Dildo
If you’ve noticed one thing about these non-Bad Dragon dragon dildos, it’s that they lack vibration.
Most adventurers may be satisfied already due to the shape and size of these dildos. But I understand if you’re missing the rumble of traditional dildos.
Luckily, Creature Cocks has your back. They have quite a few vibrating dildos. This is the first one that I saw was still in stock, so we’re going with this one.
This dildo is long and green, with many knob-shaped textures on it to make you feel amazing.
It also has a suction cup at the end, meaning you can attach the dildo to a harness for some extra fun.
The dildo is nine insertable inches and 2.25 inches wide, meaning it should satisfy most people.
With that said, let’s talk about the vibration. It has three speeds and seven patterns, which gives you quite a lot to work with.
With that said, it’s underpowered, but it should be enough for some. You control the vibrator via a remote, which has a good distance to it.
The dildo is USB-rechargeable, which is a nice touch. However, the remote requires AAA batteries.
Again, Creature Cocks has many shapes to it, so you can buy another vibrator if this doesn’t satisfy you. Here are some good vibrating dildo options.
Again, keep in mind that these toys are selling fast, so if it’s out of stock, you may need to backorder!
Pros
- Vibrating.
- Unique shape and texture.
- USB-rechargeable.
Cons
- The vibration may be too weak for some.
7. The Realm Draken – Best Budget Option
Due to their size, unique shape, and customization, many dragon dildos can be expensive. It’s pretty challenging to find any dragon dildo under $50.
So, when it comes to a dragon dildo from a reliable seller, this is as low-budget as you can get.
The Draken is a powerful creature with all-seeing eyes everywhere. You can see eye textures on its penis, with many lines and bumps on it as well.
The dildo is made from silicone, so the Draken can wash itself off when it’s done with you.
When it comes to sizing, this dildo is pretty big, with 7 inches insertable and 1.5 inches in width.
Some thrill-seekers may want more, but I was delighted with what I got. If there’s one downside, I suppose that it’s the fact that the shaft is a little too human.
You can tell it’s a creature not of this world, but some people may want something with a unique shape to it.
Pros
- Inexpensive.
- Unique textures.
- They are made from silicone despite the price.
Cons
- The shaft shape isn’t exciting.
How to Use a Dragon Dildo Safely
If you want to ride the dragon, do it safely! Here are some tips.
Be Realistic
How much can you really take? It’s tempting to get the biggest toy in an extra large but know your limits. If you’re unsure, go with a medium-sized toy.
Lots of Prep
You’ll want to prepare yourself before every use. Use your fingers, or smaller toys, on your vagina or anus.
Be sure to use lots of lube, too. When you feel ready, put plenty of lube on the toy. Avoid silicone lubes, as silicone lubes damage silicone toys.
Communication is Key!
If your partner is using a Bad Dragon on you, or vice versa, be sure to communicate constantly!
If you feel uncomfortable as the receiver, say so. And if you’re the giver and your partner is feeling uneasy, remove it!
This rule also applies if you’re alone. Listen to your body. If you feel like you’re in pain, you shouldn’t be! This sensation may be a sign that you need a little more preparation or lube.
Clean After Every Use
Once you are done, be sure that you clean it! Let’s now look at how you can clean a Bad Dragon dildo properly.
Tips for Cleaning a Dragon Dildo
You’ll want to clean your dildo after every use to avoid catching disease. Plus, it’s just plain gross!
Bad Dragon dildos are made from silicone. If you’re familiar with sex toys, this is good news! Silicone is non-porous, meaning it doesn’t soak up bacteria.
This fact means cleaning is easy. Here are some tips.
- Mild soap and warm water should be good enough to clean it.
- You can also spritz the dildo with a toy cleaner.
- Bad Dragon toys are dishwasher-safe, too! If you’re living alone and have a little extra room in the dishwasher, go for it!
- A 10% bleach solution may help when the dildo is really messy. Soak the dildo for a bit to clean it thoroughly.
- Be sure to clean the toy after use and before your very first use.
- Let the toy dry, then store it in a clean, dry area. You can use a toy bag or even a plastic bag.
- Keep the dragon dildo stored away from other toys. If the toys are touching, this can lead to a breakdown.
FAQ
How Long Does It Take To Receive A Bad Dragon Dildo?
The time it takes for you to receive a dildo depends on what you order. Custom-made dildos can take longer to ship.
However, Bad Dragon tries to ship them within the same month. If you are in the US, shipping time can be around 5-7 business days. If you’re international, it can take up to 5 weeks.
Is The Packaging Discreet?
Yes. Bad Dragon dildos come in plain cardboard boxes, with the shipper name being “Jan Mulders,” who is the CEO of Bad Dragon.
This way, you don’t need to worry about your roommate or family knowing what you ordered.
What Is The Biggest Bad Dragon Dildo?
Bad Dragon has a variety of dildos, and you can change the size for all of them. One of the biggest is Chance the Flared Stallion, which has 15 insertable inches!
Since they are constantly changing their lineup, they may have something bigger.
What Does a Bad Dragon Dildo Feel Like?
A Bad Dragon dildo can feel amazing due to its many textures and bumps. A buyer can also customize its firmness, meaning that one dildo may feel different than the other.
